Dard Dilo Ke

Song: Dard Dilo Ke
Movie: The Xpose (2014)
Singer: Mohammed Irfan
Music: Himesh Reshammiya
Lyrics Writer: Sameer Anjaan

Dard dilon ke kam ho jaate
Main aur Tum agar hum ho jaate
Main aur Tum agar hum ho jaate

Kitne haseen aalam ho jaate
Main aur Tum gar Hum ho jate
Main aur Tum gar Hum ho jate

Dard dilo ke kam ho jaate
Main aur Tum gar hum ho jaate
Main aur Tum gar hum ho jaate

Kitne haseen aalam ho jaate
Main aur Tum gar Hum ho jaate
Main aur Tum gar Hum ho jaate

Tere bina na aaye sukoon
Naa aaye qaraar mujhe
Door wo saare bharam ho jaate
Main aur Tum gar Hum ho jate
Main aur Tum gar Hum ho jate

Ishq adhoora duniya adhoori
Khwahish meri kardo na poori
Dil toh yehi chaahe
Tera aur Mera ho jaaye muqammal ye afsaana
Har mushqil aasaan ho jaati
Main aur Tum gar Hum ho jate

Kitne haseen aalam ho jaate
Main aur Tum gar Hum ho jaate
Main aur Tum gar Hum ho jaate

Baaqi nahi kuch par dil na maane
Dil ki baate dil hi jaane
Hum dono kahin pe mil jaayenge ik din
Inn ummeedon pe hi main hoon zinda
Har manzil haasil ho jaati
Main aur Tum gar Hum ho jate

Kitne haseen aalam ho jaate
Main aur Tum gar Hum ho jaate
Main aur Tum gar Hum ho jaate

Dard dilon ke kam ho jaate
Main aur Tum gar hum ho jaate
Main aur Tum gar hum ho jaate

Ice Cream Khaungi

Song: Ice Cream Khaungi
Movie: The Xpose (2014)
Singers: Honey Singh, Himesh Reshammiya, Palak Muchhal
Music: Himesh Reshammiya
Lyricist: Shabbir Ahmed

Mere jaisa baby yahaan koi nahi
Mujhe pata hai tu kal soyi nahi
Sabko pata hai tujhe ho gaya love
Sachchi bata de ho gaya kab or kethe
Ha ha.. Ha ha..

O Heena, O Meena, O Zeenat
O Salma, O Asha, O Sheena
Aaj raat jo bhi..
Hota hai ho jaane do

Ice cream khaungi
Kashmir jaaungi
Sholo mein bhadke jiyaa
Jalve karaungi
Usko rijhaungi
Jo hoga mera piyaa

Jo haal hai tera wohi haal hai mera
Ye tune jaaneman kya kiya
Ha ha.. ha ha.. ha ha..
O priya, main hoon tera jiya..

Ice cream khaungi
Kashmir jaaungi
Sholo mein bhadke jiyaa.. ha ha, ha ha
Jalve karaungi, Usko rijhaungi
Jo hoga mera piya.. ha ha, ha ha

Jo haal hai tera wohi haal hai mera
Ye tune jaaneman kya kiya
Ha ha.. ha ha.. ha ha..
O priya, main hoon tera jiya..
Ha ha.. ha ha.. ha ha..

Po pe pe.. pe pe pe...

Aaj hum tum dono chalo
Saari diwaarein gira de
Khul ke zara trumpet pyar ka
Hum dono milke baja de

Dheere dheere mere
Jism-o-jaan pe mere
Tera asar ho raha hai
Tu chhod de har sharm-o-haya
Dil besabar ho raha hai

Aankhon mein tu
Neendon mein tu
Khaabon mein tu.. ha!

Ice cream khaungi, Kashmir jaaungi
Sholo mein bhadke jiyaa.. ha ha.. ha ha
Jalwe karaungi, Usko rijhaungi
Jo hoga mera piya.. ha ha.. ha ha

Jo haal hai tera wohi haal hai mera
Ye tune jaaneman kya kiya
Ha ha.. ha ha.. ha ha..
O priya.. main hoon tera jiya..
Ha ha.. ha ha.. ha ha..

Baby-girl badi chatodi
Din-dahaade dil ki chori karti hai tu non-stop
Baby imma super-cop

Ye aashiqui cheez hai kya bhala
Jisne ki bas wohi jaane
Jalte samundar mein dooba rahe
Ye dil kisi ki na maane

Ye zindagi chaar din ki toh hai
Tu har ek lamha jiye jaa
Inn silsilo ka sabab gumshuda
Tu bas muhabbat kiye jaa

Baaton mein tu
Raahon mein tu
Yaadon mein tu.. ha!

Ice cream khaungi, Kashmir jaaungi
Sholo mein bhadke jiyaa.. ha ha.. ha ha
Jalwe karaungi, Usko rijhaungi
Jo hoga mera piya

Jo haal hai tera wohi haal hai mera
Ye tune jaaneman kya kiya
Ha ha.. ha ha.. ha ha..
O priya.. main hoon tera jiya..
Ha ha.. ha ha.. ha ha..

Jind Meriye

Song: Jind Meriye
Movie: Purani Jeans (2014)
Music: Ram Sampath
Singer: Navraj Hans

Tera hi nazara mainu, jind meriye
Karde ishara mainu, jind meriye
Tera hi nazara mainu, jind meriye ni
Karde ishara mainu, jind meriye

Khoke tenu mera te jahaan kho gaya haaye
Mil jaa dubara meinu, jind meriye
Tera hi nazara meinu, jind meriye ni
Karde ishara meinu, jind meriye

I'm so lonely without you
I'm so lonely without you

Bada hi rachaya dil, nahi rachta
Tere bina sab ajnabi lagta
Pardes mein ye pardesi hi raha
Bada hi basaya dil, nahi basta

Mod le dubara meinu jind meriye ni
Rach de dobara meinu jind meriye..
Tera hi nazara mainu, jind meriye
Karde ishara mainu, jind meriye
Tera hi nazara menu, jind meriye ni
Karde ishara mainu, jind meriye

I'm so lonely without you
I'm so lonely without you

Yaad badi aaye mujhe woh galiyan
Jahaan kabhi na tha dum ghut.ta
Jahaan har baat badi maasoom thi
Jahaan kabhi na tha dil tut.ta
Pal pal saara meinu, jind meriye ni
Phir de dobara meinu jind meriye

Tera hi nazara mainu, jind meriye
Karde ishara mainu, jind meriye
Gali gali phire Ranjha, Heer nu kahe
Mill ja dobara meinu, jind meriye

Ve aa...
Ve maahi... aa ve
Ve aaja ve maahi!

Dil Aaj Kal

Song: Dil Aaj Kal
Movie: Purani Jeans (2014)
Singer: KK
Music: Ram Sampath
Lyrics: Prashant Ingole

Dil aaj kal meri sunta nahi
Dil aaj kal paas rehta nahi

Dil aaj kal meri sunta nahi
Dil aaj kal paas rehta nahi
Ye tujhse hi milne ko chaahe
Ye teri hi karta hai baatein
Kya tum ho... Kya tum ho wohi
Kya tum ho... Kya tum ho wohi
Dil aaj kal meri sunta nahi
Dil aaj kal..
Dil aaj kal meri sunta nahi
Dil aaj kal..

Teri aankhon ke raste ye chale jaata hai
Jo bulaaun main kabhi, laut aata nahi
Bekhabar ye zamaane se takraata hai
Bedhadak mujhse kehta hai "Main hoon yunhi"
Ye tujhse hi milke huaa hai
Jo teri nazar ne chhuaa hai
Kya tum ho, Kya tum ho wohi
Kya tum ho, Kya tum ho wohi..

Dil aaj kal meri sunta nahi
Dil aaj kal..
Dil aaj kal meri sunta nahi
Dil aaj kal..

Hai hunar ek naya isko tujhse mila
Muskura ke ye milta hai sabse abhi
Aadhi raaton mein mujhko ye deta utha
Mujhse pooche ye raatein kyun kat.te nahi
Ye tujhse hi milne ko chaahe
Ye teri hi karta hai baatein
Kya tum ho, Kya tum ho wohi
Kya tum ho, Kya tum ho wohi..

Dil aaj kal meri sunta nahi
Dil aaj kal..
Dil aaj kal meri sunta nahi
Dil aaj kal..

Yaari Yaari

Song: Yaari Yaari
Movie: Purani Jeans (2014)
Singer: Ram Sampath
Music: Ram Sampath
Lyrics: Ashish Pandit

Ho hai zara si meethi-meethi halki si khaari
Yari yari, yaari yaari, yaari yaari..

Ho.. yaar woh jo samjhe baat bin bole saari
Yaari yaari, yaari yaari, yaari yaari..

Wo o o ho.. wo ho.. wo ho...
Zinda yaaron se hui zindagi
Wo o o ho.. wo ho.. wo ho...
Teri-meri, meri-teri yaari-yaari
Hoo.. hoo...

Ho kachchi pakki gullakon to tod-taad kar
Chillaron ko apney saare jod-jaad kar
Tere hisse ki main smile ko khareed lun
Meri smile ka kahin na kahin se tu jugad kar
Chai wale adde ki bhi chai se hai pyari
You know..
Yaari yaari, yaari yaari, yari yari..
Wo.. jiski chal rahi hai abhi tak udhaari
Yaari yaari, yaari yaari, yari yari..

Wo o o ho.. wo ho.. wo ho...
Zinda yaaron se hui zindagi
Wo o o ho.. wo ho.. wo ho...
Teri-meri, meri-teri yaari yaari
hoo hoo.. hoo hoo..
Beer ke nashe mein talli hoke jhoom lein
Mastiyon ke raaste mein jhande gaad dein
Hosh humse apna ghar ke le agar pata
Arey hosh se kahein ki hum hai aish mein pale

Class bunk maar ke pahaadon pe jaari (What?)
Yaari yaari, yaari yaari, yari yari..

Wo ho.. ghar pe goli deke bhaagne ki bimari (wassup?)
Yaari yaari, yaari yaari, yaari yaari..

Go!
Wo o o ho.. wo ho.. wo ho...
Zinda yaaron se hui zindagi
Wo o o ho.. wo ho.. wo ho...
Teri-meri..
Meri-teri yaari yaari
oo.. hoo.. hoo..

Revolver Rani (Ttile)

Song: Revolver Rani (Ttile)
Movie: Revolver Rani (2014)
Singer: Usha Uthup
Lyrics Writer: Puneet Sharma
Music: Sanjeev Srivastava

(Alka, Please apne aap ko surrender kar do

Police force ne tumhe charo ore se gher liya hai)

Ha ha ha.. Surrender?

Zehreeli tarannum ka hissa hai
Yeh shehar-e-jahannum ka qissa hai
Yahaan bandookon ke paas bhasha hai
Mohabbat ka khooni tamasha hai

Iss bhasad mein ek thi Rani
Baroodon ka woh pee ke paani
Pattharon paalne mein paida hui woh nashtari..

Revolver Rani ki thaayn, thaayn, thaayn
Hai jungli jawaani ki thaayn, thaayn, thaayn
Revolver Rani ki thaayn, thaayn, thaayn
Hai jungli jawaani ki thaayn, thaayn, thaayn

(Thaane se report aa gayi hai sir
Chhati ghati ki firing ke piche Alka ka hi hath tha
Oh damn it! Alka Alka Alka
Ye cheez kya hai Alka ??)

Tili baba ba ba ba dui da
Tili baba ba ba ba dui da
Taaye ro, taay ro, taay ro, taay ro, taay
ha ha ha ha..

Uske khilono mein khanjar tha, kenchi thi
Uski hatheli pe chhaala tha
Uske gharati bhi bichhoo thhe, billi thi
Usko sayyaron ne paala tha
Aayi jawaani toh woh janaani
Kheli apno ke khoon se, junoon se
Jungle ko jeeta, mutthi mein bheencha
Uske phira na jee saki sukoon se

Phir qisse mein jo mod aaya
Dil churaane jo chor aaya
Woh tha gudda aankh neeli zehreeli soorat liye
Kari uss kameene ne thaayn thaayn thaayn
Mohabbat ke seene mein thaayn thaayn thaayn

Revolver Rani ki thaayn, thaayn, thaayn
Hai jungli jawaani ki thaayn, thaayn, thaayn

Woh khooni daldal ke manzar mein rehti thi
Par uske sapne salone thhe
Uski haveli mein jhoomar thhe, naukar thhe
Kaanton ke lekin bichhu bhi thhe
Kaante nikaale hanske uchhaale
Gham ke samandar ko pee gayi majaak mein
Uski mohabbat thi aisi hadd tak
Jaise jeeta ho ishq inquilab mein

Aasmaan bhi dehal ke roya
Bijliyon mein machal ke roya
Maut jis din gungunayi
Saanson mein uski suno
Yeh uski kahaani hai thaayn, thaayn, thaayn
Yeh sabko zabaani hai thaayn, thaayn, thaayn

Revolver Rani ki thaayn, thaayn, thaayn
Hai jungli jawaani ki thaayn, thaayn, thaayn

(Bad news hai sir,
Hum Alka ko nahi pakad paaye,
Mujhe maaloom tha. Damn it!)

Revolver Rani

Song: Revolver Rani
Movie: Revolver Rani (2014)
Singer: Piyush Mishra
Lyrics Writer: Puneet Sharma
Music: Sanjeev Srivastava

Thaayein Kare Katta yahan dhakk dhani se
Chaaku ghuse chhaati mein phuck dhani se
Ghatna ke roadon ki taap suno ji
Ye kahaani hai kya mere baap suno ji

Raade-baaz...
Raade-baaz yahaan rani thaame revolver
Woh bhaaga...
Woh bhaga Romeo bechara dil leke apne hath par
Raade-baaz yahaan rani thaame revolver
Woh bhaga Romeo bechara dil leke apne hath par

Revolver rani ko chadhi hai jawaani
Mom ka hai moda uske ishq ki nishaani
Revolver rani ko chadhi hai jawaani
Mom ka hai moda uske ishq ki nishaani

Aakdi se hekdi ko khench ke nikal le
Arey goli maare karke pooche kaise ha ha haal chaal re
Maut ka yahaan jabar strike rate hai
Giddh aur cheel sabhi over-weight hai
Chaand jaise, thobde pe, chechako ke daag hai
Ishq waali paalti mein husn waale suraakh hain

Raade-baaz...
Raade-baaz yahaan rani thaame revolver
Woh bhaga Romeo bechara dil leke apne hath par
Radebaz yahaan rani thaame revolver
Woh bhaga Romeo bechara dil leke apne hath par

Revolver rani ko chadhi hai jawaani
Mom ka hai moda uske ishq ki nishaani
Revolver rani ko chadhi hai jawaani
Mom ka hai moda uske ishq ki nishaani

Peeth par bhi chhaatiyan hain
Chhaati pe bhi peeth hai
Sawaal pooch ke dekhiye jawaab eent hai
Aisi tragedy ke aage Guide flop hai
Itne daag hain yahaan ki Tide flop hai
Adventure hi samajh ke kood jaana bhool hai
Aa hi jaao nark mein jo
Poodne ki chool hai

Raade-baaz...
Raade-baaz yahaan rani thaame revolver
Woh bhaga Romeo bechara dil leke apne hath par
Radebaaz yahan rani thaame revolver
Woh bhaga Romeo bechara dil leke apne hath par

Revolver rani ko chadhi hai jawaani
Mom ka hai moda uske ishq ki nishaani
Revolver rani ko chadhi hai jawaani
Mom ka hai moda uske ishq ki nishaani

Koshampa

Song: Koshampa
Movie: Kaanchi (2014)
Singer: Aman Trikha, Sanchita Bhattacharya, Anweshaa, Subhash Ghai
Music: Ismail Darbar
Lyrics: Irshad Kamil

Aaargh...

Koshampa...

Ishq mohabbat Koshampa
Zameen pe jannat Koshampa
Rui sa naram, Chai sa garam
Ishq mohabbat Koshampa
Tu meri jannat Koshampa

Mitti ke makaano mein hai
Dil ke dalano mein hai
Mitti ke makaano mein hai
Dil ke dalano mein hai
Dhalti dhalano mein hai Koshampa

Ram pa pa, Ram pa pa
Ram pa pa pa ra ra...

Bheegi bheegi waadiyaan hai, rooi si naram
Taana-baana rishton ka chai sa garam
Chhote chhote gharon pe hai rab ka karam
Pyaar ki paneeri bona gaaon ka dharam

Resham si dori mein
Rishton ki boondi
Chamke chamak si cham cham

Tera mera rishta kya
Aaje soche mil ke
Jisme bandhe hain tum-hum

Rishta roohani hai woh
Chunri sadaani hai
Rishta roohani hai woh
Chunri sadaani hai
Woh kehta kahaani hai woh Koshampa

Rooh ki riyaasat Koshampa
Dil ki hukumat, Koshampa
Ishq mohabbat Koshampa
Tu meri jannat Koshampa

Kaisa Hai Dard Mera

Song: Kaisa Hai Dard Mera
Movie: Kaanchi (2014)
Singer: Ankit Tiwari
Music: Ismail Darbar
Lyrics: Irshad Kamil

Ae hey... ae ae ae...

Soona soona joban
Sapne saavan saavan
Khaali khaali naina
Na rovan, na gaavan

Soona soona joban..
(Soona soona joban
Sapne saavan saavan
Khaali khaali naina
Na rovan, na gaavan)

Kaisa hai dard mera
Kaise kahoon o maa..
Kaisa hai dard mera
Kaise kahoon o maa..

Dardon se yaariyan huyi
Apnon se dooriyaan huyi
Jee ke bhi naa jee paayi main
Aisi majbooriyaan huyin..
Dekha na nigaahon mein nigaahein daal ke
Royi naa main tere gale baahein daal ke
Kaisa hai dard mera
Kaise kahoon o maa..

Chhote-mote dukhon ka hisaab
Joda bhi hai, joda bhi nahi
Maaye ni haalaaton ne mujhe
Toda bhi hai, toda bhi nahi
Badli hai maaye meri jeene ki adaa
Auron jaisi hoke bhi hoon auron se juda
Kaisa hai dard mera aa..
Kaise kahoon o maa..

Tu sab kuch, sab kuch re
Tu sab kuch, sab kuch re
Tu sab kuch, sab kuch re..

Main Mushtanda

Song: Main Mushtanda
Movie: Kaanchi (2014)
Singers: Mika Singh, Aishwarya Majmudar
Music: Subhash Ghai
Lyrics: Subhash Ghai

Ho...
Here we go..

Tu mushtanda..
Tu mushtanda, tu sexy
Tu chalti phirti taxi
Idhar nigaahein.. udhar nishana..
Na rukne wali taxi

Main beparwah mushtanda hoon
Kaali kartooto ka fanda hoon
Pariyon ke beech mein sutte kheench ke
Daaru ke nashe mein nanga hoon
Main beparwah mustanda hoon
ha ha ha...

Mere mann mein corruption.. ahaan
Mere tann mein seduction.. o hoy
Sab ko iski hai tension
Par apni ye intention
Shot lagaao, dhuaan udaao
Bagal mein rakho Marie
Arey bhaad mein jaaye Harry

Tu mushtanda
Tu hai gunda, par munda hai tu sexy
Tu chalti phirti taxi

Yeah! Legal-vegal nahi aata
Karta hoon jo mann ko bhaata
Apne mann mein sab kuch illeagal bhi hai legal
Ishq karun ya mushq karun, arey tanne kya
Arey lust karun ya love karun, abey tanne kya
Baawli booch
Cheat karun ya rob karun, abey tanne kya
Moral ya immoral, arey tanne kya...

Chak de fatte beta
Main sabse bada abhineta
Arey bhaad mein jaaye neta

Tu mustanda
Tu hai gunda, par munda hai tu sexy
Tu chalti phirti taxi

Main beparwah, main beparwah
Main beparwah mushtanda hoon
Kaali kartooto ka fanda hoon
Pariyon ke beech mein
Sutte kheench ke
Daaru ke nashe mein nanga hoon
Bada badmash main banda hoon
Bambay ka raja main ganda hoon
Khel ka kutta purana hoon
Main tabhi toh ab tak zinda hoon

Tere mann mein corruption.. ahaan
Tere tann mein seduction.. oy hoy

Mere mann mein corruption
Mere tann mein seduction
Mmm.. main mushtanda
Main hoon gunda
Par munda hoon main sexy
Na rukne waali taxi