Gulcharrey

Song: Gulcharrey
Movie: Bewakoofiyaan (2014)
Singers: Benny Dayal, Aditi Singh Sharma
Music: Raghu Dixit
Lyrics: Anvita Dutt

Aye, fikron ki poonchon pe hai, patakhon ki ladi

Fitrat patang jaisi, aawara hai badi
Hum mein toh hi hai bacchu, auqaat enth ki
Pango se pange le lein, dikhaayein hekdi

Saare chichoron ko, hum hi sikhaate hain
Aishon ki kunji, likhate padhaate
Noton ki baarish hai, Sikke phuwaare hain
Bheega hai saara jahaan...

Jebon mein bhare gulcharrey
Raeesi kare gulcharrey
Show-shaa se bhare gulcharrey
Tadi se ude gulcharrey
Ude gulcharrey...

Aye, sapno ke poster wah bhai din me bhi dikhte hain
Satrangi packeton mein market mein bikte hain
Apna bas chale toh bhaari si sale pe
Chanda taare na chhode
Woh bhi khareed lein
Betuki baaton ki, tuk hum bana lenge
Hum toh jee bhai gham bhi khilli uda lenge
Hum na akele hain
Apni ye saazish mein shaamil hai saara jahaan

Jebon mein bhare gulcharrey
Raeesi kare gulcharrey
Show-shaa se bhare gulchare
Tadi se ude gulcharre
Ude gulcharrey...

Kal ki hum abhi soche kyun
Jeene ko yeh pal kaafi hai
Jo din hai humne dekha nahi
Uspe hum kyun bharosa karein
Sabhi ko chhodo sab chutki mein milta hai
Noodle ke jaise sab minton mein pakta hai
Dum bhar ki khushiyaan hain
Pal bhar mein milti hain
Maang ke dekho zaraa...

Jebon mein bhare gulcharrey
Raeesi kare gulcharrey
Show-sha se bhare gulchare
Tadi se ude gulcharre
Ude gulcharrey...

Ahista Ahista

Song: Ahista Ahista

Movie: Shaadi Ke Side Effects (2014)
Singer: Farhan Akhtar
Music: Mikey McCleary
Lyrics: Ankur Tewari

Ahista ahista mehfilein meri
Sooni ho gayin, kho gayin
Zamaana tha, thi roshni
Ab saayon mein hai
Guzri ek shaam phir, tanha meri
O ahista ahista sab
Sab gaye sang chhod ke
Yeh raahein hui kab judaa
Naa jaane kis mod pe
Ek lamha bhi na mila
Keh paate kuchh hum
Aur yeh sab huaa ahista ahista

Ahista ahista ab hoke tanha
Main hoon aur zindagi khamoshi ki
O.. ahista ahista sab
Sab gaye sang chhod ke
Yeh raahein hui kab judaa
Naa jaane kis mod pe
Ek lamha bhi na mila
Keh paate kuch hum
Aur yeh sab huaa ahista ahista

Ahista ahista guzra hai kal
Bikhri hain tukdon mein ab yaadein teri
O.. ahista ashita sab
Sab gaye sang chhod ke
Yeh raahein hui kab judaa
Naa jaane kis mod pe
Ek lamha bhi na mila
Keh paate kuch hum
Aur yeh sab huaa, ahista ahista..

Bawla Sa Sapna

Song: Bawla Sa Sapna
Movie: Shaadi Ke Side Effects (2014)
Singer: Mohit Chauhan
Music: Pritam
Lyrics: Swanand Kirkire

Aao ji aao suno tumko sunaaun
Ik sapne ki story...
Ki meri palkon ki tapri ke neeche
Woh rehta tha sapna tapori
Ambar mein udne ka shauq usey tha
Akal thi thodi!
Arey chupke se tupke se
Karna woh chahta tha
Moon ki chori :P

Yeh bawla sa sapna
Bada bawla sa sapna
Meri maanta nahi hai
Mera hi hai woh sapna

Yeh bavla sa sapna
Bada bawla sa sapna
Rukna kahaan hai aakhir
Nahi jaanta tha sapna…

Sapney ka tha, beta sapnu
Pyara pyara, bada dulara, Bola...
Papa aana.. jaldi jaldi tum chanda laana
Hadbadi mein, gadbadi mein
Sapna nikla.. sambhla, phisla..
Udaa.. pahuncha, pahuncha
Chaand ke ghar gaya

Woh raat thi amaawsi
Chutti pe tha ji chanda
Dabe paaon jo gaya tha
Khaali haath lauta banda
Yeh bawla sa sapna
Bada bawla sa sapna
Rukna kahaan hai aakhir
Nahi jaanta tha sapna

Hmm.. baadal baadal, ghoome paagal
Sapnu ko ab kaise dikhaye..
Chehra, chehra, chehra..
Ya ya ye yeah.. apna chehra..

Tabhi sadak par dikha ek
Ujla ujla, pyara-pyara sheesha, sheesha
Sheehse mein usko jaane kya dikha

Sapnu ko jaa dikhaya
Sheeshe mein uska chehra
Bola mere pyaare sapnu
Tu hi hai chaand apna
Mera bawla sa sapna
Bada bawla sa sapna
Rukna kahaan hai aakhir
Nahi jaanta tha sapna

Yeh bawla sa sapna
Bada baawla sa sapna
Meri maanta nahi hai
Mera hi hai woh sapna

Yeh bawla sa sapna
Bada bawla sa sapna
Rukna kahaan hai aakhir
Nahi jaanta tha sapna…

Yahaan Vahaan

Song: Yahaan Vahaan
Movie: Shaadi Ke Side Effects (2014)
Singer: Farhan Akhtar
Music: Pritam
Lyrics: Swanand Kirkire

Kal ko bhoolo na
Kal toh bitaa re
Sooni chaukhat pe
Dekho aaj baitha re (x2)

Yahaan-wahaan, yahan-wahan phirta main
Jahaan-tahaan, kahaan-kahaan
Huyi jo hai khata khata khata khata
Yaara humein maaf kardo naa (x2)

Kashti hoon main woh tanha, dhoonde jo saahil
Tere dil ka woh kona, hai meri manzil (x2)

Maana ki tu hai naa badi khafa
Main bhi zara dun yeh tujhe bata
Tere bin din guzar jaaye
Shaam dhal jaaye
Raat beete naa

Yahaan-wahaan, yahan-wahan phirta main
Jahaan-tahaan, kahaan-kahaan
Huyi jo hai khata khata khata khata
Yaara humein maaf kardo naa (x2)

Mujhko itna sukoon hai
Sach main kehta hoon
Gusse mein hi sahi
Tere dil mein rehta doon (x2)

Maangu bas main toh yahi duaa
Dard ki de mujhe koi dava
Tere bin kaise samjhaayein
Chain na aayein
Dil yeh maane na

Yahaan-vahaan, yahan-vahan phirta main
Jahaan-tahaan, kahaan-kahaan
Huyi jo hai khata khata khata khata
Yaara humein maaf kardo naa (x2)

Desi Romance

Song: Desi Romance

Movie: Shaadi Ke Side Effects (2014)
Singers: Suchi, Arijit Singh
Music: Pritam
Lyrics: Swanand Kirkire

Ho…

Ratiyaa chhaaye toh jiya lalchaave
Chhatiya dhak dhak taal sunaave
Jee ki koyaliya shor machaave
Piya milan ki agan jagaave

Ratiyaa chhaaye toh jiya lalchaave
Chhatiya dhak dhak taal sunaave
Jee ki koyaliya shor machaave
Piya milan ki agan jagaave

Ye morey angiya, morey ang se
Lipat, chipat, jhapat, rapat jaaye haaye
Ye mori chunar, morey tan se
Sarak, sarak sarke… haaye

Aaj desi romance ho zara
Saath angrezi dance ho zara
Aaj peeyenge all tonight
(Ratiyaa chhaaye, toh jiya lalchaave)
Aaj desi romance ho zara
Saath angrezi dance ho zara
Aaj peeyenge all to the night

All to the night
All to the night
Yeah!
All to the, all to the, All to the night
All to the night
All to the night
All to the, all to the...
Go ahead and party all !!

Anjaani si raaton mein koi, saathi mil jaaye
Do kadam hi pyaar se koi, saath chal jaaye
Ye bhi na poochhe, woh naam mera pata

Bas yahi kehde, bha gayi hai mujhko adaa
Hmmm… hmmm…

Mora jiyaara aaj aise alat-palat
Dhadak-dhadak jaaye haaye
Mora manwaa teri lagan mein
Mehke thirke phisle haaye

Aaj desi romance ho zara
Saath angrezi dance ho zara
Aaj peeyenge all tonight
(Ratiyaa chhaaye, toh jiya lalchaave)
Aaj desi romance ho zara
Saath angrezi dance ho zara
Aaj peeyenge all to the night

All to the night
All to the night
Yeah!
All to the, all to the, All to the night
All to the night
All to the night
All to the, all to the...
Go ahead and party all !!

Tauba Main Vyah Karke Pachtaya

Song: Tauba Main Vyah Karke Pachtaya

Movie: Shaadi Ke Side Effects (2014)
Singers: Shahid Mallya, Poorvi Koutish, Alam Lohar
Music: Pritam
Lyrics: Mayur Puri

Om...
Om mangalam bhagwan vishnum
Mangalam garuda dhwaja
Mangalam pundari kaaksham
Mangalaya tano hari
Mangalam bhagwan vishnum
Mangalam garuda dhwaja

Tauba main vyah karke pachtaya
Tauba main vyah karke..

Aaha now listen to me carefully
Munh band rakh, eyes khuli
I am getting a Mani-Pedi
Shopping for a dress
Ghar beth, kaam kar
TV chhod, clean the mess

Naagin jaisi zulfen thi
Ab puri naagin woh
Haan dasne mujhko aati everyday
Thi chaand kabhi
Ab taare dikhlaati hai everyday
Thi jaan meri
Ab jaan jalaati hai ji everyday

Tevar ban gaye zevar
Jis din se ghar aayi woh
Chalti madam khata thokar main
Ho rabba mere, baahar sahib
Ghar pe naukar main
Dekho ji kaise ringmaster se
Ban gaya joker main

Hai madam ka yeh tashan
Main iska manmohan
Main apne.. main apne..
Main apne naam pe bhi haklaaya
Ho Paape viah karke
O paape shaadi karke pachtaya
Main viah karke..
O paape shaadi karke pachtaya
Main viah karke.. haaye..

Tell me, kahaan maraa tha bata de sach sach
I hate your friend so much
Are you having a fling
Bloody good for nothing

Ho raja ho maharaja koi ho chaahe sultan
Biwi se darna zaroori hai
Ye ruth gayi toh Ramayan mein jaisi Kekayi hai
Ab toh ye meri life Mahabharat si ho gayi hai

Phantom chhodo, uski biwi - chalta phirta pret
Pit pit ke hi neela pad gaya man
Hai ghar mein aake jaale saaf karta Spiderman
Wo Hulk hai nanga kapde faade biwi din or rain

Superman se kehti (aaha)
Super se oopar nahi (aaho)
Koi bhi, koi bhi
Koi bhi isko naa khush kar paya
Ho paape vyah karke
Ho paape shaadi karke pachtaya
Main vyah karke.. hey..

Tumse Pyar Ho Gaya

Song: Tumse Pyar Ho Gaya

Movie: Shaadi ke Side Effects (2014)
Singers: Nikhil Paul George, Neeti Mohan
Music: Pritam
Lyrics: Swanand Kirkire

Tuli uli aapa pe.. tuli uli apa po..
Tuli uli aapa pe.. tuli uli apa po..

No.. wo... no po po po
Oh no no no NO...

Jhalli si hai
Pagli si hai
Bak bak bak karti rehti hai

Jhalla sa hai
Pagla sa hai
Sapne bas bunta rehta hai
Zara zara zara tedhi medhi
Phir bhi woh pyari hai..
Dil toh gaya keh ke sorry.. hey..
Well all I can say is
Hey eh hey hey.. hey eh hey hey..
Jaane anjane yeh kya ho gaya
Hey eh hey hey.. hey eh hey hey..

I’m sorry par tumse pyaar ho gaya

Tuli uli aapa pe.. tuli uli apa po..
Tuli uli aapa pe.. tuli uli apa po

Socha tha jaisa haan..
Waisi ki waisi toh tu... Nahi!
Phir bhi kyun dil bole
Ab humko rehna hai bas yahin

Maanga tha jisko woh
Khwabon ka raja tu bhi.. nahi
Phir bhi dil darta hai
Main na tujhe kho doon kahin

Kabhi kabhi kabhi sochun.. bolun..
Museebat mol li..
Kabhi lage ki aankhein khol di
All I can say is,
Hey eh hey hey eh hey eh...
Jaane anjaane yeh kya ho gaya
Hey eh hey hey eh hey eh... hey hey
I'm sorry par tumse pyar ho gaya

Teri har aadat or ek shararat pyaari hai
Tujhse jhagadne me, ladne me bhi khumari hai

Humko toh tere sang rehne ki ek bimaari hai
Tu jo nahi saath, lamha lamha katna bhaari hai
Dheere dheere dheere halke halke kadmon se aa gayi
Yaadon ke khwabon mein sab chhaa gayi
All I can say is,
Hey eh hey...
Jaane anjaane yeh kya ho gaya..
Hey eh hey...
I'm sorry par tumse pyar ho gaya
hey eh hey...
I'm sorry par tumse pyar ho gaya

Harry Is Not Bhramchari

Song: Harry Is Not Bhramchari

Movie: Shaadi ke Side Effects (2014)
Singers: Jazzy B, ishQ Bector (Rap)
Music: Pritam
Lyrics: Amitabh Bhattacharya

What's up ladies?
Have.. you met my friend Harry? haa..

Tonight be khalli walli
Totally, ta ta talli
Totally, ta ta talli
Tonight be khalli walli (x2)

C'mon baby, show me, show me
What I wanna see
Be what you wanna be..
Be what you wanna be

Atyachari.. 
Arey bantadhari
Dharti pe ye..
Bojh hai bhaari

Soorat se nirdosh magar hai naag icchadhaari...
Ke Harry is not a Bhramchari
Balihari ke Harry is not a Bhramchari
Balihari ke Harry is not a Bhramchari ee...

Tonight be khalli walli
Totally, ta ta talli
Totally, ta ta talli
Tonight be khalli walli (x2)

Kamre mein kudiyon ka poster taange
Sharmo haya ka har border laanghe
Khatir maange, daily chai paani maange
Munna chai paani maange
Munna chai paani maange (x2)

Samjho na isko, prem pujari
Ladki jo dekhi.. nazar utaari
Soorat se nirdosh magar hai naag ichadhaari
Ke Harry is not a Brahmachari
Balihari ke Harry is not a Brahmachari
Balihari ke Harry is not a Brahmachari

No Harry, no Harry
No Harry is not a Brahmachari
No Harry is not a not a Brahmachari
Ke Harry is not a Bhramchari
O balihari.. Harry is not a Bhramchari..
O o...

Heera

Song: Heera

Movie: Highway (2014)
Singers: Shweta Pandit
Music: A.R. Rahman
Lyrics: Kabir

Heera soi saraahiye
Sahe ghanan ki chot
Heera soi saraahiye
Sahe ghanan ki chot
Kapat kurangi maanva
Parkhat nikra khot (x2)

Heera tahaan na kholiye
Jahaan kunjadon ki haat
Sahaje gaanthi baandhike
Lagiye apni baat

Heera soi saraahiye
Sahe ghanan ki chot
Heera soi saraahiye
Sahe ghanan ki chot
Kapat kurangi maanva
Parkhat nikra khot

Ho... heera para bajaar mein
Rahaa chhaar laptaay
Ketihe moorakh pachi muey
Koi parkhi liya uthaay

Heera soi saraahiye
Sahe ghanan ki chot
Heera soi saraahiye
Sahe ghanan ki chot
Kapat kurangi maanva
Parkhat nikra khot

Tu Kuja

Song: Tu Kuja

Movie: Highway (2014)
Singer: Sunidhi Chauhan
Music: A.R. Rahman
Lyrics: Irshad Kamil

Tu kuja, man kuja
Tu kuja, man kuja
Tu kahaan, main kahaan
Tu kahaan, main kahaan
Kripa drishti mujhpe bhi ho maharaja
Anginat chintaao ne ghera

Aastha hai jo vyatha hai, woh harega tu
Sun meri bhi, koi na mera

Tu kuja, mun kuja
Tu kuja, mun kuja
Tu kahaan, main kahaan
Tu kahaan, main kahaan

Hain bhay bhayankar
Path mein kankar, maharaja
Mujh adham se kyun tune mukh phera
Main dharatal se pukaarun, haath de apnaa
Sun meri bhi, koi naa mera
Nirdhano ka dheer tu hai, nirbalon ka bal
Sun meri bhi koi na mera o..
Main jagat mein laapata, mera tu pataa
Main kahaan, batlaa?

Main ekaaki, de dayaa ki bheekh raja
Hai adhar mein, shwaas bhi mera

Tu kuja, man kuja
Tu kuja, man kuja
Tu kahaan, main kahaan
Tu kahaan, main kahaan

Main kahaan.. kahaan
Main kahaan.. kahaan

Ghanghor hain andhiyaare
Sab roothe hain ujiyaare
Tan toote, mann haare
Tan toote, mann haare

Kismat ke doobe taare
Koi kiran dikhlaa re
Hain soone path saare
Hain soone path saare

Main ekaaki, de daya ki bheekh raja
Kya tujhe aabhaas bhi mera
Tu kuja, man kuja
Tu kuja, man kuja
Ho...
Tu kahaan, main kahaan
Tu kahaan, main kahaan